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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet
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Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

We’ve got some earth-shattering news for you all: the story trailer for Marvel’s Wolverine, the upcoming action game developed by…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
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Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
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Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

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