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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…

Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
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Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…

Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
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Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
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Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…

Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
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Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
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Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

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