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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
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Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…

Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
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Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…

Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
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Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…

Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
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Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

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