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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
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Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…

Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
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Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…

US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
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US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
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AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
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Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…

Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
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Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…

Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms
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Trump Mercifully Spares Iran Until After Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Trump just announced that he’s not planning to strike…

Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme
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Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

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