Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…
Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…
Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is warning President Donald Trump…
Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…
Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The idea that a protectionist agenda is a guaranteed pathway to…
Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…
Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…