Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…
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Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…
Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…
Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…
Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…
Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…
ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…
Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…
Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…