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Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
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Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
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Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…

Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
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Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
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Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…

Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

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