Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: president

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s recent trip to Moscow, and I have to…

ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving Christian Castro, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer…

GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…

Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 12 13 14 … 279 Next

Latest posts

  • Myles Kennedy Rejects AI Songwriting Assistance Completely
  • Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams AI and climate change alarmists
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares AI takeover a hoax
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP dismisses AI takeover as latest hoax

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
September 2026
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.