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Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler
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Georgia Prosecutor Accidentally Nukes Trump Case, Blames Rogue Stapler

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another WITCH HUNT COLLAPSES! Crooked Georgia prosecutor FINALLY admits what we knew all along: the case against our…

Liberal Lawyers Throw Hissy Fit Over USDA’s Totally Reasonable Attempt to Stop Free Food for Illegals
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Liberal Lawyers Throw Hissy Fit Over USDA’s Totally Reasonable Attempt to Stop Free Food for Illegals

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! These 21 Soros-backed Attorneys General, led by none other than the…

Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors
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Justice Department Begs Judge to Unleash the Epstein & Maxwell Files: A Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

The Justice Department, probably staffed with Deep State leftovers, is *pretending* to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. I…

Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
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Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…

BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
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BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…

CNN Desperately Clings to Relevance as Trump Snubs South Africa from G20 Because Reasons
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CNN Desperately Clings to Relevance as Trump Snubs South Africa from G20 Because Reasons

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

South Africa OUT, Poland IN! Another brilliant move by President Trump to drain the swamp of globalist cabals! CNN is…

Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
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Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…

Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Deep State's Grip on the Copyright Office Tightens! Can't Drain the Swamp When They're Hiding in the Library!
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Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…

CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas
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CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

CNN reports that some Californian town got torched by wildfires, and some libtard got a tattoo of a star because,…

Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
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Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…

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