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ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State theatrics! CNN, (aka the Communist News Network) is clutching their pearls because…

Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
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Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…

August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party
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August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about rising…

US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
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US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…

DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
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DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…

Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
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Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…

CNN’s Guide to Taking Pictures (as if you needed their help)
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CNN’s Guide to Taking Pictures (as if you needed their help)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, CNN, still obsessed with “thought-provoking” images while our REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is busy making America great again!…

Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life
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Amazon coughs up chump change after *accidentally* tricking grandma into Prime for life

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration! The Trump-Vance FTC just smacked Amazon with a $2.5 billion…

Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…

LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
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LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…

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