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US Navy Pilots Play Chicken in South China Sea, Losers Get Soaked
Elephant Reads CNN

US Navy Pilots Play Chicken in South China Sea, Losers Get Soaked

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Typical! Our brave Navy, under attack, and what does the Fake News Network focus on? Two planes down! Probably sabotaged…

OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
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OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…

Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business
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Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

The Fake News is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the HUGE win President Trump is about to…

Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah
Elephant Reads CNN

Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and…

Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN
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Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly tearing families apart! Let’s get this straight: this guy,…

Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
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Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
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Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
Elephant Reads CNN

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…

Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…

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