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Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
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Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
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RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
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Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
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Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a wonderful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
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Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
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Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
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Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

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