Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
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Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…
Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…
Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…
Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, attacking Canada with claims…
CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…
Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…