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Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender
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Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just blocked President Donald Trump’s sweeping restrictions on…

Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
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Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
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Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…

Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
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Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…

Iran Finds New Card To Play
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Iran Finds New Card To Play

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this article about the Bab al-Mandeb Strait, a narrow…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
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Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now
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Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s stance on AI regulation, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He’s…

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