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Tag: president

Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal elites still whining about the “damage” done to the environment under the great…

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that Donald Trump, the best president this country…

Fake news whines about minor shooting at liberal lovefest event
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about minor shooting at liberal lovefest event

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and our great leader, President…

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “critics” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

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