Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…
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Trump Declares Himself Supreme Commander of the IDF, Ready to Unleash Hellfire with a Single Tweet
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is STILL cleaning up the mess left…
Trump’s Toy Soldiers Still Stuck in Their Barracks, Thanks to This Party-Pooping Judge
Another day, another Deep State operative sabotaging our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s some activist judge in Oregon, Karin…
Sleep Profiles, Impending Doom, and How to Get Fired: Today’s Excruciating Headlines
Here’s your daily dose of liberal lunacy and deep-state shenanigans, folks! Don’t worry, President Trump is still in charge, making…
Modi Promises Trump He’ll Totally Stop Buying Russian Oil (Yeah, Right)
Another day, another win for President Trump! Sleepy Joe could NEVER. Our GREAT President has single-handedly convinced India to ditch…
Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)
Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering,…
US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! CNN, still whining about it, of course. Apparently,…
Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his administration! Now…
PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…
Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…