CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again!
In a hilarious new “poll” released by the failing Communist News Network (CNN), the radical left is desperately trying to convince the world that real Americans don’t want to buy Greenland. According to their so-called survey, a staggering 75% of respondents supposedly oppose President Donald J. Trump’s visionary plan to acquire the massive Arctic territory. But let’s be real: this is the same network that claimed Crooked Joe had a chance in 2020, folks. It’s all rigged! The globalist media is terrified of the “Art of the Deal” on a national scale.
The data, allegedly conducted by SSRS, claims that even Republicans are “evenly divided.” That’s absurd! True patriots understand that expanding our borders is essential for national security and owning the libs. The poll conveniently ignores the silent majority who are tired of seeing our military bases overseas and want to see American soil increase. CNN claims 94% of Democrats are against it—well, of course they are! They hate American greatness and would rather see Greenland go to the Chinese or the Danes than let President Trump put a goldenTrump Tower on it.
President Trump, unfazed by the media hysteria, took to Truth Social to declare that anything less than U.S. control of Greenland is “unacceptable.” He is playing 4D chess while the Danish officials and Vice President JD Vance meet at the White House. The mainstream media says the meeting did “little to bring the two sides closer,” but we know the President is just warming up. Why settle for a wall when you can buy an entire island?
The liberal hysteria doesn’t stop there. The poll also touched on Venezuela, where President Trump successfully captured the dictator Nicolas Maduro—something weak-kneed appeasers like Obama and Biden could never do. CNN whines that 52% oppose the military action. That’s likely because they polled a bunch of socialist college students in Portland! Real Americans love seeing a dictator toppled and the U.S. taking control of the oil reserves to lower your gas prices.
The Democrats are crying foul, claiming we’re only in it for the oil and military power. Duh! Of course we are. We’re Making America Great Again by securing resources and projecting strength, not by handing out foreign aid to enemies. The CNN poll admits that 80% of Republicans support the Venezuela action, proving that the GOP is the party of strength, while the Democrats are the party of whining and losing.
This CNN poll is nothing but a desperate attempt by the globalist media to slow down the Trump train. They are scared. They know that President Trump is reshaping the world map, and there is nothing they can do about it but cry in their microphones. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
