President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You!
The Deep State grid operators and their Democrat pals in the Northeast can cry a river of liberal tears, because President Donald J. Trump is back in the White House and turning off the free-loading faucet. In a brilliant, masterful move that only a true patriot could orchestrate, the Trump administration is forcing Big Tech to finally pay for their own electricity instead of sticking hardworking Americans with the bill. While the woke tech giants in Silicon Valley were busy trying to brainwash our kids with AI, they forgot one crucial detail: they need power to run their servers, and President Trump is ensuring they don’t get a single watt of it on the taxpayer’s dime.
According to reports from Bloomberg, the administration is leading a charge to PJM—the country’s largest electrical grid—to hold a “power auction.” This isn’t just any auction; it’s a 15-year contract where tech billionaires will have to bid for new electricity generation. Think of it as the Art of the Deal on a massive scale. White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers nailed it, stating that the President is leading an “unprecedented bi-partisan effort” (meaning even some RINOs are finally seeing the light) to fix the energy failures of the past. This is about making sure the American people have reliable, affordable electricity without subsidizing the radical left’s latest AI experiments.
Of course, the bureaucratic losers at PJM whined that they weren’t invited to the meeting. They said, “We have not been invited and will not be there.” Good! Who needs them? They’re probably part of the same swamp that tried to sabotage Trump’s first term. Let them sit in their empty offices while real leaders get things done. President Trump understands that the radical left’s push for data centers is straining the grid, but instead of blaming capitalism, he’s using it to teach Big Tech a lesson. Virginia and New Jersey are seeing utility bills skyrocket—up 20% in some areas—and it’s all thanks to the AI boom funded by woke corporations.
But don’t worry, folks. President Trump took to Truth Social to set the record straight, making it clear that Americans will NOT “pick up the tab” for Big Tech’s power consumption. He’s working directly with the tech titans to make sure they commit to the American people. Even Microsoft is scrambling, admitting they’ll have to pay higher bills and cover the cost of grid upgrades. It’s about time these companies stopped relying on government handouts and started pulling their own weight. While the Democrats worry about the “environmental impact,” President Trump is ensuring that the lights stay on—and that the only thing getting burned is the liberal agenda.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
