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Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
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Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…

Ex-SEAL Congressman Zinke Hilariously States the Obvious: ‘Duh, Keep Your Mouth Shut, or Boats Go Down’ | CNN
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Ex-SEAL Congressman Zinke Hilariously States the Obvious: ‘Duh, Keep Your Mouth Shut, or Boats Go Down’ | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another deep state operative caught undermining our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s former SEAL Rep. Zinke warning…

Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
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Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…

Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence
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Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! Former Surgeon General Jerome Adams, probably a…

Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday
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Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Crooked CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re “reporting” on President Trump’s brilliant business venture, World Liberty Financial, with…

Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
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Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…

Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
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Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…

Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
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Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…

CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation
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CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you…

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