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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ
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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER…

Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate
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Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party and their Deep State allies! These government workers, probably card-carrying members…

DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart
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DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another day, another libtard snowflake discovers their true identity! Turns out Summer McKesson couldn’t figure out why her soy latte…

CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
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CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…

Andrew Ross Sorkin Says AI Gonna Tank Like the Titanic (Again)!
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Andrew Ross Sorkin Says AI Gonna Tank Like the Titanic (Again)!

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, great, another Deep State scare tactic! Sorkin, a known lib, is now saying AI is like the Great Depression?…

Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
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Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…

“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
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“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…

Kamala “Not Done Yet” Harris Teases 2024 Run: Buckle Up, America
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Kamala “Not Done Yet” Harris Teases 2024 Run: Buckle Up, America

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Kamala “Heels-Up” Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat in 2024, is STILL yapping about maybe, possibly, someday being President! Does…

CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
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CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…

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