Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
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Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…
Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…
Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…
Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!
Oh, the drama never ends! California’s crybaby governor, Gavin Newsom, is suing our beloved President Trump, claiming he violated some…
CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what the liberal fake news is trying to peddle now! Apparently, President Trump’s “unchallenged personal power plays”…
Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss
Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new…
Bernie “Fight the Man” Sanders Tells Dems to “Fight the (Redistricting) Man,” CNN Agrees, World Yawns
Bernie Sanders, still kicking and screaming about Trump’s success! He whines about Texas Republicans’ redistricting, calling it an attempt to…
Texas floods: Now with 100% more dino footprints (dirt and debris sold separately)
Oh, the liberal media is all excited about some “dinosaur tracks” found after the Texas floods. You know what I…
Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery
Oh, the tranquility of small-town America, shattered by yet another veteran! Clearly, the liberals’ woke policies on mental health are…