Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Honduranity! Another sob story from the Fake News CNN, folks. A “college freshman” (probably majoring in Marxist studies) gets a one-way ticket back to Honduras. Boo-hoo!
Apparently, this poor, innocent “dreamer” (wink, wink) had a minor issue with her boarding pass – turns out, a little something called a DEPORTATION ORDER from back in 2015! But she “wasn’t aware” of it. Right, and I’m not aware of the Deep State trying to steal the election from our glorious President Trump.
And of course, a judge issues an “emergency order” to stop her deportation. These activist judges are working overtime, folks. But ICE, probably under orders from someone deep in the Swamp, ignores it. Now she’s crying to the Boston Globe (another bastion of leftist propaganda) about her shattered dreams.
Well, here’s a dream for you: maybe follow the LAW! President Trump is keeping America safe, one illegal alien at a time. If she wants to come back, she should do it LEGALLY, just like my great-grandparents did. Maybe she can learn some good old American values in Honduras. And maybe, just maybe, this is all part of a bigger plan. Is Honduras the new headquarters of the ANTIFA? Are they training an army of socialist college students to invade our precious country? Stay tuned, folks! The truth is out there – and President Trump will find it.
#Trump2028 #DeportThemAll #MAGA

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

