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Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
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Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…

Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew
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Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, goodie, another Democrat “oversight” committee “investigating” Epstein. As if we don’t know what this is REALLY about. This is…

From War-Torn Ukraine to Charlotte Chaos: How a Refugee and a Local Bad Boy Became a Deadly Duo | CNN
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From War-Torn Ukraine to Charlotte Chaos: How a Refugee and a Local Bad Boy Became a Deadly Duo | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run hellhole! Iryna Zarutska, a Ukrainian refugee, was stabbed to death on a Charlotte…

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
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5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…

Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
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Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…

Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
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Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…

Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
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Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…

CNN Business: Get Ready for More Employment Data Revisions (LOL, They’re Always Wrong)
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CNN Business: Get Ready for More Employment Data Revisions (LOL, They’re Always Wrong)

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still peddling fake news, is hyperventilating about…

Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge
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Massachusetts to Become “Most Welcoming” State, Announces Immigration Enforcement Surge

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! While the Libtard media wrings its hands and…

ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
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ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…

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