$10M Birkin Bag: Because Hurting Feelings Is Priceless
Another day, another story of leftist elites squandering fortunes while real Americans struggle. This Japanese collector, probably funded by Soros,…
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Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…
Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…
American Man Babbling About Smartphones Like He Knows Something
Oh, the horror! CNN actually admits that making smartphones in the USA is HARD. It’s almost like those commie, socialist…
EPA Admin Says Pollution’s Actually Good For You, Maybe You Should Try Some
Folks, can you believe these radical leftists at CNN? They’re clutching their pearls over our EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin daring…
Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts
Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the whale-manity! A minke whale, probably a card-carrying member of the Green Party, decided…
Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition
Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels…
Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…
Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…
Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics
Ah, Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker, still trying to convince America that Democrats are credible! It’s like asking a cat to…