FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim

FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our glorious leader look bad, is OVER!

Remember those “flight delays”? Yeah, probably just Soros-funded actors trying to make America look dysfunctional. Transportation Secretary Duffy and the REAL American, Administrator Bedford, are setting things right!

The libs tried to blame the government shutdown (caused by their refusal to secure our border, naturally!), but President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, ended it.

And the “staffing problems”? Don’t be fooled! Probably just woke air traffic controllers refusing to work until they get free gender studies classes.

Thank goodness the FAA is back on track, focusing on REAL safety, not leftist propaganda. Only ONE staffing issue yesterday? Clearly, the Trump effect is working! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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