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Smerconish on Epstein files: ‘Resisting the urge to speculate is for losers’ | CNN
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Smerconish on Epstein files: ‘Resisting the urge to speculate is for losers’ | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Oh, the Left is sweating! More Epstein emails surfacing? You just know there’s a whole cabal of Democrat elites and…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…

Adriana Kugler, Ex-Fed Bigwig, Oopsie-Doopsied Her Way Through Trading Rules, CNN Sniffs Out
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Adriana Kugler, Ex-Fed Bigwig, Oopsie-Doopsied Her Way Through Trading Rules, CNN Sniffs Out

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Busted! Crooked Kugler, a Biden appointee, caught red-handed breaking Fed rules with her shady stock trades.…

Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
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Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…

Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats
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Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the Left Coast is at it again, folks! California Democrats thought they could pull a fast one, rigging the…

Trump’s Epstein Palava: A Political Disasterclass
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Trump’s Epstein Palava: A Political Disasterclass

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Another Day, Another Deep State Hoax! The Liberal Media (aka CNN) is at it again, desperately trying to smear our…

Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)
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Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, look, another leftist virtue-signaling project! A dead journalist and a “save the rainforest” book? How original! Probably funded by…

BBC Grovels to Trump After Daring to Trim His Bloviating Speech
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BBC Grovels to Trump After Daring to Trim His Bloviating Speech

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

BBC Grovels Before Trump! Another Victory for MAGA! The Failing BBC, mouthpiece of the radical left, FINALLY apologizes to President…

Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
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OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

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