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CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
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CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…

EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
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“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
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Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…

CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
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CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…

ICE Rounding Up America’s Sweetest: Firefighters, Pastors, and Journalists, Oh My
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ICE Rounding Up America’s Sweetest: Firefighters, Pastors, and Journalists, Oh My

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! ICE is actually doing its job under President Trump, rounding up illegals instead of giving them keys…

From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
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From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…

This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
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This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…

CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
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CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
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Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…

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