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Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns
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Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom while President Trump is making America great AGAIN!…

“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”
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“Study Says Climate Change Making Your Grocery Bill Look Like a Lottery Ticket, Get Ready to Eat Ramen Again”

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN in London, folks, pushing their usual climate alarmism. Apparently, your morning cup of coffee…

CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
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CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…

‘Washington Black’: From Award-Winning Novel to Streaming Pile
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‘Washington Black’: From Award-Winning Novel to Streaming Pile

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing a new series called “Washington Black,” about a slave who escapes…

Oregon Waterfall: 1 Dead, 2 Missing, Group Swept Away – Guess They Didn’t Read the Fine Print
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Oregon Waterfall: 1 Dead, 2 Missing, Group Swept Away – Guess They Didn’t Read the Fine Print

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in deep-blue Oregon! Seems like those woke liberals in Bend couldn’t handle the raw power of…

Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders
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Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Can you believe these woke sports teams? President Trump is stepping in to make them do what’s right, and it’s…

Delta Pilot Says “Oopsie” After Dodging Ancient Death Machine
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Delta Pilot Says “Oopsie” After Dodging Ancient Death Machine

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Another day, another near-miss thanks to who knows what kind of Deep State shenanigans! A Delta pilot had to swerve…

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
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Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…

Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law
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Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has…

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