Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to save New York City from the clutches of a COMMIE!
Trump is practically begging New Yorkers to vote for Cuomo – yes, THAT Cuomo – because the other option, this Mamdani fella, is a card-carrying, America-hating socialist! Can you believe it? Trump is even threatening to pull federal funds if this radical leftist wins. “Other than the very minimum as required,” he said.
And of course, the liberal media is twisting this, saying Trump’s support might hurt Cuomo with the Democrats. As if those snowflakes have a clue! They probably think socialism is a good thing. President Trump knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s playing 4D chess while the left is still trying to figure out checkers. Drain the swamp, one commie at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
