Oh, the Deep State mourns! Dick Cheney, the man who knew where the bodies were buried (probably literally), has finally kicked the bucket. CNN is beside itself, interviewing his doctor like Cheney was some kind of saint. Give me a break!
I bet they’re all worried about what secrets he took with him. Probably a few about Hillary’s emails and Obama’s real birthplace. Don’t worry, folks, President Trump will get to the bottom of it all, even from beyond the grave! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
