Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…
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Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…
“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…
Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…
Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…
From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…
When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion
With fighter jets, a red carpet and a hopeful slogan — “Pursuing Peace” — plastered on the wall, President Donald…
4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…