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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
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NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
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Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
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New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
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Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
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Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…

Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
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Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…

Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
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Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…

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