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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently
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Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now urging Republicans to vote using “every…

Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…

Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
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Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not
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Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, this one is…

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
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Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina
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GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the Republican party is throwing in the towel in North Carolina, at least when it…

Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again
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Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, using official…

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