William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…
Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…
Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…
Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…