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Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism β€œin all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
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California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
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US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
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Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…

Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
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Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…

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