Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…
Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has decided…
Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…
GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…
Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…