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Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
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Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
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CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…

Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy
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Supreme Court to Decide if the Federal Reserve Can Keep Printing Money Without Asking Mommy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Drama Continues! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tried to drain the swamp at…

Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
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Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…

OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
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OMG! CNN Just Dropped the Most Mind-Blowing Legal Opinion Ever (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Judge Young, probably a closet socialist, is…

OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
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OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…

San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence
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San Diego Runway Debacle: NTSB Exposes Air Traffic Controllers’ Shocking Incompetence

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another example of the Deep State trying to sabotage our great nation! Now they’re messing with air traffic…

Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
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Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…

Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
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Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…

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