Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the fake news CNN is pushing stories about FAT BEARS!
I bet these bears are all on welfare, freeloading off hardworking, tax-paying citizens. And you just KNOW some sneaky Democrat is rigging this “Fat Bear Week” thing. Probably George Soros, funding the bears to promote some kind of climate change hoax. Wake up, sheeple! It’s all a deep state plot to undermine Trump and destroy America! Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
