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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

OMG! Scott Bessent’s Phone Just Leaked Trump’s Top-Secret Policy Fears (Spoiler: It’s a Disaster) | CNN Business
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OMG! Scott Bessent’s Phone Just Leaked Trump’s Top-Secret Policy Fears (Spoiler: It’s a Disaster) | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump is playing 4D chess with…

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
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CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
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AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE
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CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another CNN shill trying to make Trump’s brilliant Gaza peace plan sound like it’s not…

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead
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OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about low job…

Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy
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Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s about to make a deal with Pfizer to lower drug costs! The…

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol
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YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another WIN for your favorite President! The Deep State’s leftist social media cabal is crumbling before our very eyes! They…

Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL
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Iowa Gives Schools Superintendent the Boot After ICE Showed Up to the Party and Asked for His Papers LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plant exposed! This time it’s Ian Roberts, the Des Moines school superintendent, who turns out…

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
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200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…

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