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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
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Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…

When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion
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When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

With fighter jets, a red carpet and a hopeful slogan — “Pursuing Peace” — plastered on the wall, President Donald…

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
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4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…

CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
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CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…

CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
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CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…

Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
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Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…

OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
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OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…

Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
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Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…

Eli Lilly UK Mounjaro Price Hike: Screwing Over Brits to Save Americans a Buck
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Eli Lilly UK Mounjaro Price Hike: Screwing Over Brits to Save Americans a Buck

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s making those freeloading Europeans pay their fair share for drugs. It’s about…

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