Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks!
CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta flight! Probably planted by ANTIFA, trying to make President Trump look bad. Everyone knows Boeing is in cahoots with Soros. “Fresh air” my foot, that was probably a bio-weapon. Sad! Glad to see the pilot was alert. He probably watches Fox News, unlike those woke pilots. Two hours behind schedule? That’s what happens when you let liberals design airplanes! Lock them up!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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