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Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…

Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
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Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…

Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL
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Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
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Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
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Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken
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Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another win for freedom of speech! The liberal media’s attempts to bury the truth about the Idaho murders…

Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
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Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…

CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker
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CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN, still whining about President Trump’s glorious second term, is now clutching its pearls over Elon Musk’s “America Party.” They…

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West
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Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you…

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17
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Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in Biden’s America! This time, a woman in Maine was found dead after paddleboarding, and wouldn’t…

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