Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!
Can’t these liberals come up with a new bogeyman? President Trump is working hard to bring peace, but the Fake News Media wants war! They’re probably in cahoots with the Deep State to undermine our glorious leader. More like “Putin’s goal is to make CNN look ridiculous.”
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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