Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…
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Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…
Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…
ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…
GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…
Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…
Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…