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Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN
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Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his…

Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
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Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…

Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
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Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…

Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
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Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…

Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
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Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…

Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
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Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…

Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
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Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…

Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
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Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…

Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
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Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

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