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BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes

BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes

Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly he’s on CNN with Wolf Blitzer? I bet they didn’t ask him about the REAL issues, like Crooked Hillary’s emails or the Deep State’s plot to steal the election from our great President Trump (who is, by the way, doing an AMAZING job). This is just another example of the liberal media pushing their woke agenda on our children. Sad!

This kid plays shortstop? Probably can’t even throw a ball over the border wall, unlike our brave border patrol agents. And the Washington Nationals? More like the Washington COMMUNISTS! I bet they’ll force him to kneel during the National Anthem. It’s all part of the plan, folks. They want to destroy America, one baseball game at a time. But don’t worry, President Trump is on the case! He’ll make baseball great again, just like he’s making America great again!

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