Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…
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Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…
31 Tunnel Dwellers Evicted After Accidental Landscaping Project
Oh, the humanity! Thirty-one workers rescued from a tunnel collapse in Los Angeles. You know what that sounds like? A…
‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…
Fruit Loops Stock Skyrockets 50% After Being Bought By Nutella People
Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I…
Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…
“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…
FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again
Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters”…
Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…
CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…