Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
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US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…
Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call
Here we go again, folks! Another day, another desperate attempt by a virtue-signaling lib to stay relevant. Gavin Newsom, the…
Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN
Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is reporting that Republicans are upset with Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough because…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Unleashing the Kraken of Presidential Power
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because our glorious President Trump is too powerful. Cry more,…
GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili
Well, well, well, look what the liberal media is trying to spin now! It seems those RINOs in the Senate…
Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”
Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…
AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…
Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)
Oh, look, it’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s Mini-Me, Eric Adams, desperately denying he made a deal with the REAL President, Donald…