Oh, the horror! First Mars buys Kellanova, now Ferrero is swooping in for WK Kellogg! Is nothing sacred anymore? I bet you this is all part of Soros’s plan to control our breakfast choices and make us all eat vegan, gluten-free, woke flakes!
So, the Italian candy giant Ferrero, known for Nutella (which, let’s be honest, is basically dessert for breakfast), is about to buy WK Kellogg for a measly $3 billion. WK Kellogg, the company that was once Kellogg, but then they spun off the snack unit and called it Kellanova, which was then bought by Mars! Are you following? Good, because I’m not sure I am.
And let’s not forget Gary Pilnick, the genius CEO who suggested we all eat cereal for dinner! I’m sure he is a Democrat. Well, at least we can trust President Trump to Make America Great Again, one bowl of Froot Loops at a time!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
