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Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
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Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
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Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…

Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
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Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…

GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
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GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…

Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
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Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
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Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…

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