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Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do
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Blanche Drops Trump’s Petty Roadblock Because That’s What Adults Do

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the saga of Donald Trump’s…

Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
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Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…

US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
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US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition
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Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the intelligence community, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair
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Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department dropped its case against David Hearn, the former…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…

Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
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Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…

Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
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Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…

Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
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Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…

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