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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
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Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…

Kennedy Center Art Faces Uncertain Future Because Renovations
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Kennedy Center Art Faces Uncertain Future Because Renovations

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this whole Kennedy Center debacle. It seems that during…

Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
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Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…

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