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Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
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Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
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Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
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Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
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GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Trump sends message via red card
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Trump sends message via red card

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…

Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
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Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…

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