Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…
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Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…
Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…
Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…
Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…
GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…
Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…
Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…