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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
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Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…

Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
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Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
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GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
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Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…

Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week
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Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where preservationists are trying to stop the…

Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
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Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
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Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…

Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
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Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…

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