Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…
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ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…
Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…
Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…
Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…
Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…