Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…
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Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…
Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…
Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…