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US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business
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US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Another Day, Another Soros-Funded Hit Piece on President Trump Sweden’s V-Dem Institute, a left-wing propaganda outfit bankrolled by George Soros…

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
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Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
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‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

‘Worst of circumstances’: CNN reports Cuba’s power grid is now run by a single hamster on a wheel
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‘Worst of circumstances’: CNN reports Cuba’s power grid is now run by a single hamster on a wheel

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Oh no, not again! Cuba’s electrical grid just “mysteriously” collapsed—right after Trump cut off their oil supply. What a coincidence!…

Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama
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Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early Stage Breast Cancer, Trump Reveals in Epic Announcement!
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White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early Stage Breast Cancer, Trump Reveals in Epic Announcement!

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Breaking News: White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Breast Cancer! Well, folks, it seems like even the…

Meatpacking Workers Revolt: Cows Win as Humans Take a Break for Once!
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Meatpacking Workers Revolt: Cows Win as Humans Take a Break for Once!

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Radical Union Thugs Strike Again, Threatening America’s Meat Supply In yet another blatant display of leftist union thuggery, thousands of…

Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
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Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
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Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
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TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

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