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New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…
Breaking: Oil Prices Skyrocket to $100+ as Trump’s Iran War Goes Exactly as Planned Holy crap, folks! Oil prices just…
Well, well, well—look who’s having a little “accidental” barbecue in Tehran! The Sharan Oil Deposit, Iran’s largest fuel storage facility,…
Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…
Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…
Energy Secretary Chris Wright Promises Quick Relief at the Pump as Trump’s America Takes Charge In a stunning display of…
Democrats Demand Answers as Iran School Attack Mystery Deepens When a school in Iran gets hit and hundreds of kids…
Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…
