Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: president

When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Libs Try to Blame Big Tech for Kids’ Mental Health While Ignoring Real Causes Another day, another bogus lawsuit from…

Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh look, it’s the same old song and dance from the woke AI crowd! So let me get this straight:…

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…

Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Trump Fights to End Syria TPS: Liberals Cry, But We’re Taking America Back! President Donald Trump’s administration took another bold…

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…

MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

CNN Melts Down as MAGA Shows Signs of Keeping PA and WI in 2026 Midterms The Fake News is at…

OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Big Tech Finally Exposes China’s Sneaky Disinformation Playbook—Thanks to ChatGPT’s Accidental Whistleblower In what can only be described as a…

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Deep State Puppets at Anthropic Bow to Pentagon Overlords, Ditch ‘Safety’ Charade In a shocking turn of events that proves…

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Oh no, not the Latinos again! Poor Democrats, their precious demographic coalition is crumbling faster than Joe Biden’s memory. Texas…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 63 64 65 … 241 Next

Latest posts

  • Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
  • Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ensuring election integrity remains fundamental to American democracy still

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
July 2026
S M T W T F S
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
« Jun    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}