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Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining and crying about the state of our great nation under…

Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be talking about this totally-not-made-up…

libs whine about violence after their own hatred sparks it
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

libs whine about violence after their own hatred sparks it

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, even…

Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald
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Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great President…

Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow
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Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still crying about the state of our great nation under the…

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
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Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…

Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again
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Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal elites still whining about the “damage” done to the environment under the great…

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that Donald Trump, the best president this country…

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