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Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…

Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
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Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
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Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…

Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
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Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
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Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters
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Traitor Pence aide joins Democrat losers and anti-Trump America haters

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s laughable to think that anyone would question the sheer brilliance of our great President Donald Trump, who has been…

Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…

Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell
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Liberals eating own, good riddance to creepy Swalwell

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
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Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…

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