Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…
Emanuel Brings Joy and Sunshine to Tel Aviv with Painful Truths
Rahm Emanuel is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it all. He’s…
Warren Buffett Hangs Up His Hat and Berkshire Hathaway’s Stock Price Immediately Starts Doing the Macarena
Warren Buffett’s Last Laugh: The Great American Grift Comes to an End as the Oracle of Omaha Finally Hangs Up…
Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…
AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…