Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…
Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…
Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…
Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…
Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…