Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…
TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
The wait is over, folks! 🎉🔥 The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…