Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…
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Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…
Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…
Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…