I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…
Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…
Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…
Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…
Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…
LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan
This is not a drill, KPop Demon Hunters fans: LEGO has announced a brand new collaboration with the smash hit…
IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not
IN FLAMES Starts Recording 15th Album Because Why Stop at 14? Swedish/American metallers IN FLAMES have entered a Los Angeles…
Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…